"Does My Baby Need Botox?"

my wife asked.

I answered, "Obviously, no."

However, you can already tell that our 9-month-old son Matthew did inherit his father's strong corrugator muscles, which will eventually cause frown lines between his eyebrows (sometimes call 11s).  So, decades from now, he will probably be a good candidate for Botox.

Botox is extremely safe, but it has never been studied in infants.  So, Matthew, no Botox for you.  Just stop scowling.  (By the way, what did I do to p*ss you off so much?)